dog property laws

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 02-Sep-2006 14:32:03

Dog property laws:

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.

Post 2 by rat (star trek rules!) on Saturday, 02-Sep-2006 19:06:28

lol, very true

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 0:32:13

Actually I'm a cat lover and some of these could apply to cats. But I figured some of the dog lovers on here might appreciate the dog jokes I found.

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 4:21:58

good one.

Actually, it could apply to some of the people I know just as well. <grin>

Bob